Why are Trump supporters usually first to the ballot box?
Because they’re always Russian
What do call a haunted ballot box?
A poll-tergeist
A pasta chef was caught stuffing the ballot boxes at a big Broadway awards show.
Apparently, he was trying to rig a Tony.
Robert Mugabe, Donald Trump and Boris Johnson are in a crashing aircraft.
The problem is, there's only one parachute. So Boris says, "Look here chaps, we're all democracies. Why don't we just vote on who gets the parachute?" Donald and Boris agree, and, even though they have limited time, they decide on a ballot system.
They all cast their votes, then Robert opens ...
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