Why are Trump supporters usually first to the ballot box?

Because they’re always Russian

What do call a haunted ballot box?

A poll-tergeist

A pasta chef was caught stuffing the ballot boxes at a big Broadway awards show.

Apparently, he was trying to rig a Tony.

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