From day one, it was a foregone conclusion that it would be a cellar-dwelling team. Everyone on that team had a batting average of below .150, and not a single player scored a home-run. The defense was horrible; every outfielder was scared of fly-balls, the infielders couldn’t catch line drives to s...
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My Favorite Joke, The Voice.
So a man is at work. He has a good and stable job but hates it very much. One day while he is at work a voice comes to him and says, "sell your house take all of your money and go to vegas". He shrugs the voice off and keeps working. The next day he goes to work and the voice comes to him again ...
A minor league baseball pitcher visits the baseball field the day before the big game
Wanting to get a feel for it, he goes alone and sees a horse near the dugout that seems to be wearing the hat and jersey of the opposing team he'll be playing against the next day. Surprised, he laughs and wonders if this is supposed the opposing team's mascot. He approaches the horse to pet it. ...
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