Born Again Jokes

Because they keep finding God

Two homeless friends meet in a small british town on a Sunday morning after a long time.

*We must celebrate, let's have a drink, what do you have on you?*

*I only have a few Euros, and you?*

*Me too, hardly enough to have a nice drinking day.*

After a moment of silence, t... read more

Death explains that Hell and Heaven do exist however only for a small amount of time before they are born again.

Death says "You will be spared from going to hell. You are soon going to be born to a poor Chinese family."

And as he said that, there was a slight rush of wind and the man ... read more

He says, "Father, forgive me for I have sinned."

The priest asks, "What is your sin, my child?"

"I've had carnal knowledge of a girl, Father."

"My son, it is good that you have confessed this to me but wasting your innocence on these base acts is a sin. In order to fully redeem ... read more