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Reborn Jokes

What is it called when a hillbilly is reborn?

Reintarnation

What do you call it when a redneck dies and is reborn?

Reintarnation

The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."

The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just
swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the ...

What did the Buddhist say when he was reborn as a cowboy?

WHAT IN CARNATION?!

Have you heard about the reborn dyslexic guy?

He found dog

What's it called when you're reborn as something French?

Oui-incarnation.

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Three men are standing before the gates of heaven

All three men were not really good or bad in life. So the angel at the gates offered for them to be reincarnated instead. But they could only go back as newborn animals. All three men accepted. Then they were told to run off the edge of a nearby cliff and say what they wanted to be reincarnated as a...

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Two souls are chatting in heaven

One asks the other about its past lives.

"Well,after I'd died in my last to last life, God gave me a choice to be reborn. I said yes. He gave me a form with 3 options with checkboxes next to them and a submit button.

He said, "Choose only 2, son. You have earned a good life through pas...

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72 Virgins

Abdulla tried to contact the soul of his cousin, Naved, who had exploded himself as a suicide bomber. Abdulla wanted to know whether the 'Jihad' legend is true... especially about the 72 virgins they get. So he asked 'How is the social life bro ?' Naved said 'Amazing bro. I can pick any female. ...

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My girlfriend said it is okay to have a small penis

To roam the path is to become one with it.
We exist as superpositions of possibilities. We heal, we believe, we are reborn.
It can be difficult to know where to begin.

Visitor, look within and recreate yourself. How should you navigate this interstellar dreamscape? The dreamscape is cal...

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Walter the chicken

Walter and his wife go to bed at night. When Walter wakes up a few hours later, there is an Angel standing in front of him. „What happend?“, he asks a little confused. „I‘m sorry Walter. You died while you were asleep.“, the Angel answers.

Walter is really sad to hear this. He still had so ma...

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