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Border Security Jokes

A German traveling to Poland stops at a Polish Border Security Point.

Polish Border Control Officer: "Nationality?" German: "German" Polish Boder Control Officer: "Occupation?" German: "No, just visiting"

If Trump is so worried about border security, maybe he should take Prozac.

You know, for Hispanic attacks.

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I asked the bookstore clerk if he had Trump’s new book on border security.

He said “Fuck you! Get out and stay out!” I replied, “ Yes- that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?”

Did you hear of Trump's new cabinet position for border security?

The Secretary of De Fence.

Putin is visiting Ukraine

Border security stops him for questioning.

Security: "Name??"

Putin: " Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin"

Security: "Occupation?"

Putin: "Da!"

Security: "End date?"

Putin: "NATO"

I hate people who take drugs

For example, border security.

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