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Daesh Jokes

What do you call a terrorist who delivers food on the side?

Door Daesh

What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover?

100 meter Daesh

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From: "Mike of Yahoo News" A Daesh (ISIS) fighter died in battle and quickly arrived at the Pearly Gates

A Daesh (ISIS) fighter died in battle and quickly arrived at the Pearly Gates where he was met by St. Peter. He immediately demanded his 72 Virgins, which was promised to all fighters who die fighting infidels. Suddenly out of a cloud strode George Washington who walked up to him and gave him a huge...

How much salt does Jihadi John have on his chips?

Just a Daesh.

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