British National Jokes - 2 Hilarious British National Jokes

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One of the British national daily newspapers was asking readers: "What it means to be British?".

Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a Swiss was a winner.

"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for
a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on a Swedish furniture and watch
Americ...

Why are the pyramids of Giza in Egypt

Because they are way too heavy to be carried to the British national museum for display

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