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Boomers Jokes

How do boomers change a lightbulb

They dont, they just keep talking about how great the old one was

How many boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.

They’ll all resist change even if it means making the world a brighter place.

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There's boomers, millennials then GenZ so what's the next generation going to be?

Fucked.

Why do boomers make horrible cashiers?

Because they’re afraid of change.

What did the boomers say when marijuana was legalized?

"Society has gone to pot."

How many baby boomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just hire someone to do it and complain how back then a bulb used to cost a nickel

Whats a boomers weapon of choice?

A boomerang.
I hate my life.

Opinions are like boomers

Everyone’s entitled to them

Why don't boomers like to use AC or DC?

They hate anything that is current

WHY DO BOOMERS TYPE IN ALL CAPS

BECAUSE THEY'RE CAPITALISTS

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I'm so disappointed in baby boomers...

My cum sock developed a better culture than them.

Why do Baby-Boomers always pay by cheque?

Because they hate change.

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How many boomers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. But that won't stop them from bringing four of their friends, even though we're in a fucking pandemic.

Isn’t it crazy how many boomers love 1911s?

It’s like that gun has a Colt following!

How many boomers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They won’t do it, they’re retired. Those lazy millennial lightbulbs need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and screw themselves in.

How many baby boomers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They'll leave it how it is, expect millennials to clean up after them, and call them selfish and entitled when they get called on it.

Baby boomers are always talking about the things they miss that millenials are taking away from them.

You know what we'll miss when we're old? Trees.

I have convinced my grandma that the baby boomers are as dependent on technology as us.

When she said " you millenials are so addicted to technology" I quickly glanced at her life support. That was the last time she said it.

What's a baby boomers favorite Pirates of the Caribbean quote?

Take what you can, give nothing back!

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So there are the baby boomers, generation x, and millenials. What do we call the next generation?

Fucked.

The Baby Boomers decided to leave us with one last present.

This Presidential election.

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I just realized the fight between obi wan and Anakin perfectly sums up the past year of fighting between Millenials and Boomers, respectively.

When Jedi business becomes too real.

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Millenials: You have allowed this giant turd to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Boomer : Don't lecture me, child, I see through the lies of the libtards I do not fear t...

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