Why do boomers make horrible cashiers?

Because they’re afraid of change.

How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll all resist change even if it makes the world a brighter place.

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Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies?

They're the best at fucking future generations.


Edit: u/squee45 for the superior punchline.


Edit 2 electric bugaloo: You all wanted to know what the original punchline was, so it was "they're the best at fucking the next generation"

How do boomers change a lightbulb

They dont, they just keep talking about how great the old one was

Whats a boomers weapon of choice?

A boomerang.
I hate my life.

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How many boomers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. But that won't stop them from bringing four of their friends, even though we're in a fucking pandemic.

Opinions are like boomers

Everyone’s entitled to them

Nine months from now, what will the name of the next generation of baby boomers?

The coronials.
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WHY DO BOOMERS TYPE IN ALL CAPS

BECAUSE THEY'RE CAPITALISTS

Boomers: kids these days don't know what books are.

**Gen Z:** We're literally using the same textbooks you had. My math book references West Germany.

How many boomers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They won’t do it, they’re retired. Those lazy millennial lightbulbs need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and screw themselves in.

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I just realized the fight between obi wan and Anakin perfectly sums up the past year of fighting between Millenials and Boomers, respectively.

When Jedi business becomes too real.

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Millenials: You have allowed this giant turd to twist your mind, until now, until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.

Boomer : Don't lecture me, child, I see through the lies of the libtards I do not fear t...

Isn’t it crazy how many boomers love 1911s?

It’s like that gun has a Colt following!

If baby boomers were still fertile, how many children would be conceived in quarantine?

None. All of them would be in line for toilet paper.

What did the millennial say to the boomer upset over being called "boomer"?

The same thing boomers said to them growing up.

"They're just words. They can't hurt you."

How many boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Boomers hate change. They'll just complain about how good things were before and how we should just go back to it.

GenXer's, Millennials, Baby Boomers

**Quarenteens!**

Baby boomers are always talking about the things they miss that millenials are taking away from them.

You know what we'll miss when we're old? Trees.

How many baby boomers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They'll leave it how it is, expect millennials to clean up after them, and call them selfish and entitled when they get called on it.

Why do Baby-Boomers always pay by cheque?

Because they hate change.

I have convinced my grandma that the baby boomers are as dependent on technology as us.

When she said " you millenials are so addicted to technology" I quickly glanced at her life support. That was the last time she said it.

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