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Baby Boomers Jokes

How many baby boomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just hire someone to do it and complain how back then a bulb used to cost a nickel

GenXer's, Millennials, Baby Boomers

**Quarenteens!**

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I'm so disappointed in baby boomers...

My cum sock developed a better culture than them.

How many baby boomers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They'll leave it how it is, expect millennials to clean up after them, and call them selfish and entitled when they get called on it.

Baby boomers are always talking about the things they miss that millenials are taking away from them.

You know what we'll miss when we're old? Trees.

I have convinced my grandma that the baby boomers are as dependent on technology as us.

When she said " you millenials are so addicted to technology" I quickly glanced at her life support. That was the last time she said it.

What's a baby boomers favorite Pirates of the Caribbean quote?

Take what you can, give nothing back!

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So there are the baby boomers, generation x, and millenials. What do we call the next generation?

Fucked.

How Many Baby Boomers does it take to explain a hippie joke to a Millennial?

"I'm offended"

The Baby Boomers decided to leave us with one last present.

This Presidential election.

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Why does old people porn always seem believable?

Because baby boomers are actually delivering pizzas in retirement.

I hate when a generation refuses to work and still expect to receive government checks

Those baby boomers in Congress sure are entitled snowflakes

I know the shutdown is done, but I think this joke is funny and I made it up myself.

Mohammad bin Salman is 33 making him, technically, a Millennial...

...so now Baby Boomers can add "Journalists" to their list of "things Millennials are killing".

[Request] Jokes about retirement

I've been using the same joke to open for retirement seminars that I teach and it's been difficult to find good clean jokes about retirement that I can deliver in front of a room of baby boomers. If you have a joke I can share, I'd love to hear it. Here's what I use now: A man prays to God to ask fo...

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