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Body Mass Jokes

Yesterday at the gym I was looking at the Height/Body Mass index

Apparently I'm 4 inches too short

Euclid as a teenager

Back in his youthful days, Euclid was sitting around drawing circles with other nerdy Greek kids like he always would. One day, one of the edgier kiddos brought along some weed.

"I conjecture that if we light it up, we will be as high as Mount Olympus!"

"We must make sure to di...

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