Bob Barker Jokes - 9 Hilarious Bob Barker Jokes

RIP Bob Barker, host of The Price is Right, dead at 99

You gotta give him credit, going right up to the edge of 100, without going over.

Bob Barker was dedicated to getting pets spayed and neutered

Say what you want but that took alot of balls

Sure, Bob Barker may have died at 99 years old...

...but Betty White was closer to 100 without going over, so... She wins.

RIP to longtime ‘the Price is Right’ host Bob Barker

He’s still alive, but he’s 95 years old, and I want my guess to be closest without going over.

I hope that when Bob Barker passes into the great beyond the voice he hears isn't saying...

Come on down

Bob Barker died last night

Hey got hit by a *BRAAAAAAAND NEW CAR*

What was the difference between Lorena Bobbitt and Bob Barker?

Bob Barker was a slick pricer

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As a kid I was told that, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

Also when I was a kid I was told by Bob Barker to, "..help control the pet population."

I was raised to listen to my elders...

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Opporknockity, and a short collection of other terrible music jokes

Mr. Opporknockity is a superb piano tuner. He has spent more than 30 years honing his craft and has made quite a reputation for himself.

He got a call from a guy who had just bought a new grand piano and requested Mr. Opporknockity to come and tune it. Mr. Opporknockity spent more than 3 hour...

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