I am a builder from Sioux Falls, and I was recently in Madrid at a local tavern, and couldn’t believe the amount of code violations in their building practices. This led me to accept that they are their own culture and....

Nobody inspects the Spanish inn condition.

Native American name - a true story

25 years ago, I worked with a guy named Kee Smith (last name changed here... this is really a real story). Kee was sort of a crunchy granola type of European ancestry. Eventually, he told the story about his unusual name.

He said he was born on a reservation, and he was placed in a bassinet...

I heard a slightly funny joke about Sioux Falls the other day...

It made me give a Minnehaha.

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A young Sioux boy wonders about the origins of his name

He asks his brother, "Kicking Bird, who came up with our names?"

"I have no idea." says Kicking Bird.

The boy then finds his buddy and asks, "Ten Bears, where did our names come from?"

Ten Bears replies, "Beats me. Go ask one of the elders."

The boy finds his mother and a...

Joke Johnny Carson slipped by the censors

I'm not sure if this was an original Carson joke or one he could have borrowed:

One night Johnny got to talking about his Nebraska roots and he told this alleged true story during a sketch scene. Johnny mentioned that the most fearsome Indian tribe were not the Sioux, nor the Apache or even ...

Robinhood is going to be renamed Custer

Because they're about to get Sioux'd.

What do you call a Native American who cooks?

A Sioux Chef

Three American Indians get lost in the forest..

Indian No.1: "What do we do?"

Indian No.2: "I don't know, we're Indian, we're not supposed to get lost in the forest!"

Indian No.3: "We could do like the white man and fire three shots into the air."

Indian No.2: "How does that help?"

Indian No.3: "Well, when the white ma...

I'm a lawyer heading to Iowa, hoping to find cases resulting from caucus irregularities. My first stop?

Sioux City.

If we played cowboys and Indians I wouldn’t choose to be on losing team

that would be Sioux side.

What city do lawyers come from?

Sioux City.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

I plagiarized a book about native Americans...

I eventually got siouxed.

General Custer is addressing his men at the Little Bighorn. He says "well boys, I've got some good news and some bad news."

"The bad news is that the Sioux are camped right down the hill. Come morning they're going to overrun us. They'll ride roughshod over our whole company and leave us all killed, then probably mutilate our corpses beyond recognition when they're done."

His lieutenant asks, "what's the good news...

In the early 20th Century, Thomas Edison was spreading the word about electricity.

Once, while vacationing out West, he stopped at the Sioux reservation. Edison was shocked to learn that there was no indoor plumbing, and that he would have to use an outhouse. In fact, he was told, the Sioux had to use the outhouse regardless of the weather.

To help the Sioux, Edison insta...

Tourist mementos.

Artifacts and gifts for tourists are a major portion of an Indian reservation's economy.

Thousands of visitors tour reservations each year and will not leave without purchasing at least one memento of traditional Indian culture.

One enterprising Native American was able to outsell all ...

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An anthropologist is completing his lifelong study of world dance...

And he's celebrating. Celebrating his tail off.

See, he'd spent the last 25 years cataloging every single dance performed by every group in the world. Polish Bogarodzicas. Sioux Buckskin dances to Seminole Green Corn dances. Inuit dances to the whales, Ghanaian Kpanlongo, Finnish step-dance. ...

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So a man is sitting on a plane...

And he sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen in the aisle. He gets excited as he realizes she is coming to sit down in the seat beside him.
The most beautiful woman he's ever seen is coming to sit down beside him!
Once the woman sits they wait in silence for a moment before beginnin...

What do you call dental work you get while on vacation on an indian reservation?

Sioux-veneers

Indian bar game

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.
"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"
"Ja, da...

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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding along one day...

...when suddenly, Tonto stops.

"Kemosabe, we cannot go farther. This is Sioux land."

The Lone Ranger replies "All right then, we will turn south.

"I am sorry we cannot. The Arapahoe are to the south"

"Ok then," says the Ranger, "we go north"

"Kemosabe, the Nez Per...

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