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Blowin Jokes

I know quite a few terrorist.....

They are all mind blowin people.

Why were hurricanes and tropical storms originally always given women's names?

Because when they first come along it's all wet and wild with lots of suckin and blowin, but by the time it's over and they leave - your house is gone, your boat's gone, your truck's gone...

3 Men walk into a bar.

They all walk into the bathroom. 1 guy comes out and the bartender ask "What where you guys doing in the bathroom?" The man said "blowin bubbles." The bartender just shrugs. The second man comes out and the bartender ask "What are you and your friends doing in the bathroom?" The man said "Blowin bub...

I need your best Scottish joke, asap! Scottish stepdad's birthday today.

I need a good Scottish joke or two to make fun of his primitive Tartan wearin' bagpipe blowin' and Braveheart barbarian culture.

Preferably, the joke will make fun of Scots as a bunch of useless drunkards subjugated by the English.

This is becoming a bit of a birthday tradition so giv...

What does a blonde have in common with a hurricane?

First there’s a lot of suckin and blowin, then you lose your house.

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Anything you want.

Bob is to the point where he's feeling good, but still a beer or so away from drunk. As he's contemplating his navel, a young woman sidles up next to him and starts blowing into his ear. At first he's taken aback, and tries to brush her away. But then he takes a good look at her and realizes she is ...

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Have you heard the latest trend...

Have you heard the latest trend that's blowin' up the Internet?


It's cyber-terrorism.

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Some truckers have a dog for company...

A trucker is driving West across Texas, haulin' a trailer full of chickens, with his pet parrot in the cab. While driving through Dallas he sees a beautiful woman on the side of road, leg hiked up, thumb out. He stops and looks at her. "Where ya headed?" He asks. "Headed to California." She says gra...

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