Two old farmers have each 1 big meadow and only 1 sheep.
One farmer proposes to remove the fence between their meadows because the sheep are both lonely. The second farmer agrees, however he wonders how they could tell which sheep belongs to whom. The first farmer comes up with the idea ...
I recently got a call from a bank asking me if I would be interested in buying an insurance. Here's how the call went.
Guy on the phone:- Would you be interested in an insurance?
Me:- Oh geez, I can't tell you right now, can you give me your home number so I can call you back?
Guy on the phone:- I'm sorry but we're not allowed to do that.
Me:- Oh I guess you don't want people calling you at...