If Saddam Hussein had married Little Miss Muffet...
Would the Kurds of had their whey?
Why did Little Miss Muffet buy a GPS for her tuffet?
Because she kept losing her whey.
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
She stuck in her thumb and pulled out a plum
And said, "I'm in the wrong nursery rhyme!"
Okay, I'll try another one...
Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie.
Along came a spider who sat down beside him...
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Little Ms. Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, who sat down beside her...
And said “Hey, what’s in the bowl, bitch?”
What happened to Little Miss Muffet in front of the raucous 60,000 man crowd?
She dropped her curds and WHEY!
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