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Semantic Jokes

Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness?

Me: Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics

Interviewer: Could you give me an example?

Me: Yes I could

Did you hear about the guy who was aroused by semantics?

He got off on a technicality.

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Some people call me a Grammar Nazi and I HATE it!

I am clearly not Anti-Semantic.

I can't believe I got a life sentence for a little insider trading

Technically it's called organ harvesting, but that's just semantics

I don’t like when people distinguish between “Jew” and “Hebrew”

I guess you could say I am anti-semantic.

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Hitler failed English class.

He was an anti-semantic.

Whatcha call someone who discriminates against you's?

Anti-semantic

Comedy is just....

Some antics with semantics

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The problem with grammar nazis?

They're anti-semantic.

I went on a very unpleasant date with a Jewish grammarist the other day

Now I think I'm anti-semantic.

I hate people who get hung up on small things

You could say I'm Anti-Semantics

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and asks for a shot of whiskey

The bartender asks him, "what is that thing and why's it in my bar?"

"That's my pet," the man replies. "He follows me everywhere and we both love a good drink."

Sighing, the bartender decides he doesn't have time to argue the semantics of bringing animals into bars and pours two shots,...

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