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Did you hear about the guy who was aroused by semantics?

He got off on a technicality.

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Some people call me a Grammar Nazi and I HATE it!

I am clearly not Anti-Semantic.

Not too sure I got the job....

Interview I had for a job:
"What's your greatest weakness?"
"Interpreting semantics of a question,
but ignoring the pragmatics."
"Could you give an example?"
"Yes, I could."

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Jewish grammar nazis

Personally I'm anti-semantics

I can't believe I got a life sentence for a little insider trading

The judge called it "organ harvesting", but that's just semantics

At an interview interviewer asks a question:

- Can you tell me about some of your weaknesses?
- I understand semantics of questions but not their meanings
- What do you mean by that?
- Exactly that.

Comedy is just....

Some antics with semantics

I don’t like when people distinguish between “Jew” and “Hebrew”

I guess you could say I am anti-semantic.

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and asks for a shot of whiskey

The bartender asks him, "what is that thing and why's it in my bar?"

"That's my pet," the man replies. "He follows me everywhere and we both love a good drink."

Sighing, the bartender decides he doesn't have time to argue the semantics of bringing animals into bars and pours two shots,...

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Hitler failed English class.

He was an anti-semantic.

I went on a very unpleasant date with a Jewish grammarist the other day

Now I think I'm anti-semantic.

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The problem with grammar nazis?

They're anti-semantic.

I hate people who get hung up on small things

You could say I'm Anti-Semantics

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