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Some people call me a Grammar Nazi and I HATE it!

I am clearly not Anti-Semantic.

Not too sure I got the job....

Interview I had for a job:
"What's your greatest weakness?"
"Interpreting semantics of a question,
but ignoring the pragmatics."
"Could you give an example?"
"Yes, I could."

At an interview interviewer asks a question:

- Can you tell me about some of your weaknesses?
- I understand semantics of questions but not their meanings
- What do you mean by that?
- Exactly that.

I can't believe I got a life sentence for a little insider trading

The judge called it "organ harvesting", but that's just semantics

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and asks for a shot of whiskey

The bartender asks him, "what is that thing and why's it in my bar?"

"That's my pet," the man replies. "He follows me everywhere and we both love a good drink."

Sighing, the bartender decides he doesn't have time to argue the semantics of bringing animals into bars and pours two shots,...

Comedy is just....

Some antics with semantics

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People whom correct grammar mistakes are called grammar nazis.

It’s because there anti semantic.

I don’t like when people distinguish between “Jew” and “Hebrew”

I guess you could say I am anti-semantic.

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Why did Hitler fail literature class?

He was anti-semantic.

Whatcha call someone who discriminates against you's?

Anti-semantic

I went on a very unpleasant date with a Jewish grammarist the other day

Now I think I'm anti-semantic.

I hate people who get hung up on small things

You could say I'm Anti-Semantics

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The problem with grammar nazis?

They're anti-semantic.

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