Non Binary Jokes - 11 Hilarious Non Binary Jokes

How does a non binary samurai kill their enemy?

They/them

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How do you comfort a sad non binary person ?

They’re/Their

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Did you hear the one about the non binary gold prospector

They dug a fortune out of them/their hills.

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What do you call a non binary fascist?

A Not-she.

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What did the mathematician say that offended the non binary person

01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100100

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What does a non binary person eat ?

Ze/zir salad

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Why did the non binary prospecter move west in 1849?

Because there was gold in them/their hills.

I saw this online but had to share, don’t come at me if you’ve heard it before

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If my son ever comes out as non binary I will not supporting him.

I with support them

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Benefit of having sex with a non binary person (who is in reality a female)

You get to have vaginal sex when its a she, and anal when its a he

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A interaction between me and my GF

GF: What are those lights lights called? not the LGBTQ lights but....

Me: You... mean RGB lights?

Gf: Yes!! yes, those ones.

Both: \*laughter\*

GF: Don't call them that hahahah

Me: Nonono they're LGBTQ lights from now on.

Me: Oh yeah my computer has LGBTQ li...

I think my computer has become woke

It’s just come out as non binary

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