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Patronizing Jokes

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A woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk & asked, 'What's your hurry?'

She replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

'I'm a Rectum Stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what?............

'A Rectum Stretcher!'

'And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inse...

Don‘t you hate it when people are patronizing you?

(patronizing is to talk down to someone)

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending, con descending

Since passing my art exam, I've become very patronizing.

If you don't know what that means, I'll draw you a picture.

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A dog and a rabbit are in a bar having a few drinks when a drunk decides that he doesn't like their kind patronizing his establishment.

He goes over and voices his displeasure with them being in HIS bar.
Now now take it easy slim, says the rabbit ,if you can solve this riddle we will buy you all the drinks you can have for the night. Well he thinks about it for a minute and thinks, why not. Ok then but if you get it wrong my dog...

My 8 year old cousin: " Why did the chicken cross the road?"

8yo cousin: To get to the idiot's house.

Me (patronizingly): Oh..uh..yeah good one haha.

8yo cousin: Wanna hear another one? Knock knock

Me: Who's there

8yo: The chicken.

There once was a starving artist

Wherever someone offered to buy his work, he thought they were being patronizing.

I love it when elderly people are queue-jumping ahead of me in the grocery store.

In a patronizing way I then say: "It's ok, you don't have for so long anymore."

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