Shapiro Jokes

To destroy the lbs.

Because he’s always trying to destroy the left wing.

LEFT WING DESTROYED

Mad Libs.

Because the cars only turn left

He never has to sleep in the wet spot.

He’s a dry guy

Because of the snowflakes

All his friends, family, and co-workers knew that Ben would defend Steam in any argument, claiming it to be the superior game launcher, and the only one people should use. His loyalty was unmoving, and even gained him some branding deals with Valve.



One day while Ben was on his comput... read more

When asked why, he responded that he had recently learned the danger of poor dental hygiene, stating that:

"Plaques don't care about your fillings"

At a local Party meeting the Chairman concludes his speech and asks if there are any questions. No one says anything until Shapiro raises his hand.

"I have three questions, Comrade Chairman. First, where have all our cattle gone? Second, where has all the meat from the cattle gone? Third, whe... read more

Do Ben Shapiro's facts care about my fillings?