His wife greeted him "Hello darling, how was your day?" "No time for that," he replied. "Just get me a cup of tea before it starts!"
Confused, the wife hurried to make a cup of tea. She gave him the cup. He stretched out on the sofa, and sipped the tea.
"What did you mean, 'befor...
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The Fly and the Pitchfork (long)
Once upon a time, there was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn when she happened upon a large pile of fresh cow manure. Since it had been hours since her last meal and she was feeling hunger pangs, she flew down to the irresistible delicacy and began to pig out. She ate and ate … and then... s...
The Cuckoo Clock Mayhem
I was invited for dinner with my old friends.
I swore to my wife that I'd be back at midnight. She didn't believe me, but I still went there.
The meal was very tasty, time flied, my blood was already scarce compared to all of the alcohol and I was extremely drunk. At about 3 AM, I went...
An Annapolis computer science major was given an artificial intelligence assignment for one of his classes. He ended up creating a program where you could have a conversation with your computer based on your IQ level.
To test his program he entered 80 and had a conversation with his Soap Ope...