Yesterday I went to a costume party as a premature ejection

I just came in my pants

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A state of the art fighter jet with a sentient navigation computer malfunctioned and went into a tailspin

The human pilot realized it was unrecoverable and shouted, "Computer, initiate automated ejection sequence."

After a long silence, the computer responded, "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

Smirking, the crafty, old-school pilot muttered, "I knew the...

What do you call it when a bunch of anti-maskers are kicked out of a store?

A coronal mass ejection.

I hear NASA has a plan to send everyone with covid 19 into space

They're calling it a corona mass ejection

What happens when you drink too much Corona?

A Coronal mass ejection.

What’s the prerequisite for becoming a kamikaze pilot?

A fear of ejection.

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