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Ejection Jokes

Jobs Wanted: Ejection seat tester required.

Small amount of travelling required.

Yesterday I went to a costume party as a premature ejection

I just came in my pants

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Three Soviet generals wager who has bravest soldiers

Soviet army organizes a large military exercise. Three high-ranking officers - an army general, a navy admiral and an air force commander watch the war games from an observation bunker, drink vodka and argue who has bravest men. They can not reach a conclusion, so the army general calls his troops a...

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A state of the art fighter jet with a sentient navigation computer malfunctioned and went into a tailspin

The human pilot realized it was unrecoverable and shouted, "Computer, initiate automated ejection sequence."

After a long silence, the computer responded, "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best."

Smirking, the crafty, old-school pilot muttered, "I knew the...

What do you call it when a bunch of anti-maskers are kicked out of a store?

A coronal mass ejection.

I hear NASA has a plan to send everyone with covid 19 into space

They're calling it a corona mass ejection

What happens when you drink too much Corona?

A Coronal mass ejection.

What’s the prerequisite for becoming a kamikaze pilot?

A fear of ejection.

Why were the absurdly dressed chickens escorted from the basketball game?

Because two flagrant fouls is an automatic ejection.

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