Bear Hug Jokes

Remember Love means nothing to them.

Beautiful night is when you hug your teddy bear and sleep.

Horror night is...

when your teddy bear hugs you BACK.

My dad picked a wild one up now its giving him a tight bear hug... Awww how wholesome.

Wife comes home to hearing disturbing squealing noises from the upstairs bedroom. She hesitates for a minute as her mind jumps to the very worst horrific possibility of her already shattered excuse of a marriage; then proceeds to venture up the stairs closer and closer to the sloppy wet splashing an... read more

Every day since early childhood, the dog would daydream about being a bear.

One day, the dog was strolling through the forest when he encountered a bear. Delighted, the dog asked the bear to convert him into bearhood.

The bear thought about it for a bit and agreed. He'd help the dog ... read more

Suddenly, i hear the crunch of a branch being snapped.

I turn a round, and, omg, facing a bear!


I start running, but i dont get far until its on me! It slaps me to the ground, growling!

I pray that this isn't the end when... the bear hugs me gently.

Turns out its a bi... read more