Why I’m single - a transcript of my first date with an ornithologist

Me: So, what do you do for a living?
Ornithologist: Actually, I’m an ornithologist.
Me: Oh, really? Knock, knock!
Ornithologist (*smiling overbearingly*): Who’s there?
Me: A woodpecker! And you call yourself an ornithologist?
Ornithologist (*trying not to roll eyes*): Good o...

The Meaning Of Life

A young man goes to search for the meaning of life. He decides to ask around.


The first person he meets is a wealthy man. "That's easy," he says. "The meaning of life is to accumulate wealth. Then you can transform and inspire your community." The young man takes this advice to heart. He ...

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A lion was sleeping in the jungle..

The lion woke up one morning with an overbearing desire to remind his fellow creatures that he was king of the jungle. So he marched over to a monkey and roared: "Who is the mightiest animal in the jungle?" 
       
    
  "You are, Master," said the monkey, quivering. "Don't you forget it!...

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Barack Obama is sitting a table with two other presidents at the top of a tower

The two other presidents are from Argentina and Sierra Leone.

Obama with a smug face grabs a $100 dollar bill from his wallet and then throws it out of the tower in a overbearing fashion and says:

In my country... we have a shit ton of these.

The president of Argentina then grab...

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