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Ursine Jokes

I took my ursine to town to try to sell it, but I couldn't find any buyers.

It was a bear market.

It's a little known fact that bears believe in astrology...

It's called The Kodiak.

One of their pickup lines is "Hey honey... what's ursine?"

Do I use over elaborate sentences?

Do Ursine mammals defecate in Circumpolar Arboreal Forest Regions?

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