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Bearable Jokes

Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable.

Those people are called bartenders.

A woman goes into labour and her husband takes her to the hospital.

As she is laying in the hospital bed, the nurse tells her of a new type of technology that allows a percentage of her pain to be passed to the father of the child. They both agree, so start on 10% to be transferred.

However, the husband says he can feel nothing, and is willing for it to be tu...

A man is losing his mind and his hair…

When he looks at himself in the mirror, the man is upset to see his once flowing locks are now but a thinning patch. His adoring wife is slowly losing interest as her once Fabio-looking groom is aging quickly.

Determined to regain his confidence and looks, the man tries everything. First he r...

I gave a lonely guy a baby bear as a pet.

He said, "Thanks for making my life a little bearable."

Children are like farts.

Your own are just about bearable, but everyone else's are horrendous.

I once saw a skinned Grizzly

The bare bear was barely bearable.

A man was mauled by a bear, but lived.

He said the pain was unBEARable...

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An Englishman, Scottish man And Irish man are being sent to prison for life

But the judge says as a small act of kindness you can each take one item to prison with you to make it a little more bearable.

In Prison they show each other what they got.

The Englishman “I got these fine cigars so I can spend the evening smoking and thinking”

The Scottish man...
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