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Baywatch Jokes

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Baywatch

Q: What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?
A: Silicon Valley.

I can remember watching the women of Baywatch as a youngster -- being transfixed by their big bouncing...

...hair.

Seriously, what kind of conditioner were they using?

I heard that for his role in the Baywatch movie Dwayne Johnson dropped down to 238 lbs from 260 lbs so he could look more ripped than 'big'.

I guess that would make him a metamorphic Rock.

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A guy goes to see the doctor . . .

. . . and pulls down his pants to reveal his is bright orange.

"Hmmm," the doctor says, "have you had any unprotected in the last 6 months?"

"No!" the man grumbled.

"Well, have you been to any 3rd-world countries lately?"

No, I *haven't*," the man said nastily.<...
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