when one points at the big shiny car in the driveway, and says, “my Daddy bought me that brand-new Cadillac”.
The other nods, sips her julep, and says, “how nice”.
They rock back and forth on the porch swing a moment, and the first...
Who is in charge of the tissues?
The Hankie Chief.
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A guy walks into a bar, is seen by the bartender wandering from table to table, occasionally making them laugh, occasionally getting a scowl and pocketing a few dollars. Finally, he makes his way to the bar and sits down. "Whats all that about?" asks the barkeep
"Oh, I'm a professional wagere...