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Why do bagpipers always walk while playing the bagpipes?

They are trying to get away from all the noise.



Note: I actually really like the bagpipes.

What’s the difference between beginner and expert bagpipers?

Nothing.

Bagpipe Award

I received an award from the Royal College of Bagpipers for "Outstanding contribution to Bagpipes and their music"
I asked why, as I've never played one, they said-


"Yes, if only there were more people like you in this world!"



I don’t understand my missus. First she says, “Yes, fine, have a tattoo!”

and now she’s moaning about all the bagpipers in the garden!

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