Back Rub Jokes - 5 Hilarious Back Rub Jokes

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What do you call a sexist back rub?

massage-ony

A little boy walks into his living room….

sees his pregnant mom sitting on the couch and decides to sit down next to her. He rests his head on her belly and in a way only a child can asks says” do you want a boy or a girl”?
She reply’s” I wanted a back rub”!

A divorced lady in her early 40's, out for a walk in the countryside, stumbles over an oddly shaped bottle. Picking it up and rubbing it lightly to see what it is, there’s a puff of smoke and a pixie appears from the bottle neck.

A divorced lady in her early 40's, out for a walk in the countryside, stumbles over an oddly shaped bottle. Picking it up and rubbing it lightly to see what it is, there’s a puff of smoke and a pixie appears from the bottle neck.

"Wow, that’s a relief,” says the pixie, “I’ve been in there a...

A boy asks his mom if she wanted a boy or a girl.

The mom replied " I wanted a back Rub"

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Three men compare how they control their wives...

Three friends are sitting in a bar after a day of work, discussing their lives when the topic of conversation turns to how often they fight with their wives. The first guy says, "I just put my foot down and tell her what's what, and there's no more arguing after that. Then I get the TV to myself all...

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