Massage Table Jokes

She explains that this will be her first massage, and she really has no idea what to expect. The masseur tells her she'll need to disrobe and lie on the table. The young woman blushes, but strips off all of her clothes, struts across the room, and lies on the massage table.

The masseur can't... read more

A young guy was laying on his back on a massage table, wearing only a towel over his groin.
A young and stunning attractive Swedish girl was massaging his shoulders, then his chest, and gradually worked her way down his body. The guy was getting sexually excited as she approached the towel. The ... read more

The daughter invites her mom to live with them in his palace. After a month, the daughter goes into her mom's room one morning, interrupting her Mom's daily massage.

She tells her mom, "Mom, things aren't going so great. All he wants is anal sex. When we got married, my asshole was the s... read more