My friend asked me once "is Aurora Borealis heavy?"

Said no it's pretty light

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Scientists are predicting that an aurora will be created from all the self-isolating people stuck at home watching porn...

Due to the resulting coronal mass erection.

An Aurora Colorado police officer walks into a bar...

Just kidding he was black out drunk and passed out in his car instead.

My wife wanted to name our daughter after something from the heavens ("Sky", "Aurora", "Luna", etc.)

We settled on "Steve"

Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre.

I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger.

My first grader made this one up: What do you call the northern lights when they're not very interesting?

Aurora Boringalis

The English Women's world cup team visited an orphanage. "They looked helpless. They had a lack of hope in their eyes...."

said Aurora , age 3.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture...

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Russian joke from the 1940s

With all the new ships our navy has been getting, the Aurora is still by far the strongest. I mean, one single shot and an entire country is destroyed.

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After his first time having sex with Sleeping Beauty

the Prince was quite surprised at how loud she was in bed. "Wow, who are you?"

She replied "Aurora"

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