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Is the aurora borealis heavy?

No, it's pretty light.

I like the word โ€œethereal.โ€ It conjures such interesting imagery, like the aurora borealis, or the soft glow of galaxies in the night sky over the Grand Canyon.

It also sounds like a person with a lisp, trying to tell me to eat cereal.

An Aurora Colorado police officer walks into a bar...

Just kidding he was black out drunk and passed out in his car instead.

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Scientists are predicting that an aurora will be created from all the self-isolating people stuck at home watching porn...

Due to the resulting coronal mass erection.

My wife wanted to name our daughter after something from the heavens ("Sky", "Aurora", "Luna", etc.)

We settled on "Steve"

My first grader made this one up: What do you call the northern lights when they're not very interesting?

Aurora Boringalis

Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre.

I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture...

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

The English Women's world cup team visited an orphanage. "They looked helpless. They had a lack of hope in their eyes...."

said Aurora , age 3.

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After his first time having sex with Sleeping Beauty

the Prince was quite surprised at how loud she was in bed. "Wow, who are you?"

She replied "Aurora"

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