How do you tell a chemist and a plumber apart?



You ask them to pronounce unionized.

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All my wife drinks is Alkaline Vapor Distilled Ionized Water.

She’s such a basic bitch.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

I am a non-unionized brain surgeon...

AMA

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