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Ionized Jokes

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber without seeing them?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

All my wife drinks is Alkaline Vapor Distilled Ionized Water.

She’s such a basic bitch.

How can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask them to say the word unionized.

(This is the same joke I post every year on my cake day)

I am a non-unionized brain surgeon...

AMA

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