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Balances Jokes

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch

Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to anothe...

Banks have been using insects to adjust customers' balances and deal with financial issues.

They're the account ants

Thanos used to be an accountant back on Titan...

Because nobody cared about the balances more than he did.

An old lady at the bank asked me to help check her balance

So I pushed her over

An anteater walks into a coffee bar ...

... where all the workers, naturally, are English majors and grads. "I'd like a cinnamon latte," he said, "where the cream balances the astringency of the dark roasted coffee beans and the grated spice adds a piquant warmth to the taste of the beverage."

"Why the long clause?" asked the bari...

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