An old lady at the bank asked me to help check her balance
So I pushed her over
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An auld fella from the west coast of Scotland is staying at a bed and breakfast in Cornwall.
On the first morning of his stay, the proprietor serves him a full English breakfast (sausages, bacon, black pudding, beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, fried slice and two pieces of bread and butter).
Later, as he’s about to go out, the proprietor asks him was the breakfast all to his liking. ...
In today’s European Championship soccer match, several players from the Czech Republic were seen slipping on the grass repeatedly in their loss to Denmark, while their Danish opponents didn’t seem to have an issue at all.
Must be an issue with Czechs and balances.