A woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge, only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic, patronising smirk and asked: "What's your hurry?"
She Replied; "I'm Late For Work!"
"Oh Yeah?", Said The Cop, "What Do You Do?"
"I'm A Rectum Stretcher," She Responded The Cop Stammered, "A-What...?"
"A Rectum Stretcher!"
"And Just What Does A Rectum Stretcher Do?"
"Well," She Said, "I Start By Inserting One Fi...
It's kind of patronising
that a computer asks you to prove you're not a robot...
What do you call a patronising thief walking down stairs?
A condescending con descending
My wife said she's leaving me because i'm too patronising.
I said "Ooh, 'patronising' that's a big word!"
How do patronising people like their steak cooked?
Since passing my art exam, I've become very patronising.
If you don't know what that means let me draw you a picture.
People reckon I'm too patronising
(that means I treat them as if they're stupid).
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An old lady goes into a bank...
Coutt's Bank, to be exact, and asks to open an account. She is told, politely but coolly, that they are a very exclusive bank and have stringent requirements for prospective clients. "I know," she says. "May I see the manager, please?"
She is shown into the manager's office and repeats her re...