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Springer Jokes

Jerry Springer passed away.

The cause of death was a rare parasite…



…..Jerry was the perfect host.

A young couple consults Jerry Springer to confirm the baby daddy is the real farther.

DNA results:

The good news is... you *are* the father.

The bad news is... you *are also* the uncle.

Who is hosting next year’s Oscars?

Jerry Springer.

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The kindness of the elderly . . .

When we get older, we think differently, don't we? This letter was sent to the Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly.  An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all humankind . ...

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The American Kennel Club has recognized new dog breeds.

* Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter. Great for Christmas.
* Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer. Smells like fresh mountain dog.
* Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabrador. Won't stop barking.
* Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere. A dog that's true til the end.
* Terrier...

The wife said she wanted to go and see

the Jerry Springer show for her birthday.

So I got her sister pregnant!!

We're on next Wednesday!

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A family is having a party...

And the youngest boy is ready before everyone else. His mother is preparing food in the kitchen and asks "can you tell your brother, sister, and father to be ready? The guests are almost here!" With a nod of his head, the young boy scurries off to grab the rest of his family.

He runs upstairs...

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