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Daddy longlegs!

A little girl was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating.
Daddy, what are those two spiders doing? she asked .
They're mating, her father replied .
What do you call the spider on top? she asked.
That's a daddy longlegs, he replied.
So, the other one is a mommy ...

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.

He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what had captured her attention. He noti...

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