A philosopher says to a linguist...

A philosopher says to a linguist “What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?” The linguist replied, “They'd be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.”

I recently won a punctuation competition.

My prize was an apos-*trophy*.

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