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Anti Vaxxer Jokes

My mum is an anti vaxxer...

Calls herself Mrs DoubtPfizer

Why are Anti Vaxxer kids and Anti Vaxxer jokes very different?

Anti Vaxx jokes get very old after a while.

Why did the Anti Vaxxer get cut from the basketball team?

He refused to take the shot

Anti Vaxxers.

We should be fascinated in the way anti-vaxxers cling to the phrase “the research”. It must be something they all pass around to each other.

You know, like measles.

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Where do anti Vaxxer strippers dance

Around a polio

An anti vaxxer dies...

An anti vaxxer died, and to her surprise found herself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told her he would be happy to answer any questions the woman might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time. So of course the woman said - "Was I r...

What do you call an anti vaxxer’s children.

Scientific donations.

Why do Anti Vaxxers Hate concerts

They always mix up Placebo and the Cure

Did you hear about the anti vaxxer who died recently?

He never saw the measles coming, but they spotted him.

What’s the difference between an anti vaxxer and and a spear?

The spear actually has a point

we shouldn't bully flat Earthers or anti Vaxxers

just because they have brain damage doesn't mean we get to make fun of them

What's the difference between an anti vaxxer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

How do anti vaxxers talk to their children?

Through a medium or an ouija board.

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