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Ancient Civilization Jokes

What ancient civilization wasn’t wiped out by a mass plague?

The Maskedonians

It’s almost midnight. I’ll leave.

What ancient civilization had the best tattoos?

The Ink-ans

What do ancient civilizations and lettuce recalls have in common?

The fall of the Romaine empire.

Sir John Harrington, the inventor of the flush toilet, is well remembered for two reasons.

Number 1 and Number 2

(Note: Ancient civilizations like the Mesopotamians and Minoans can also lay claim to inventing flush toilets too, I guess)

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