Amber Alert Jokes - 13 Hilarious Amber Alert Jokes

Don't you hate it when you get an Amber Alert

and you have to switch cars?

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I HATE Amber alerts.

I already know what my car looks like.

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I'm getting really sick of these Amber Alerts...

They either wake you up at three in the morning or broadcast your license plate to the whole world.

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Amber alert has a new meaning now thanks to Amber Heard

It's what the city sends to men when Amber is seen at a bar.

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Getting an AMBER Alert while on the toilet is like winning the lottery...

Since those things are designed to randomly scare the shit out of you.

I just got an AMBER alert that won't open...

It says: error 404 child not found

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Did you hear the one about the amber alert?

Neither did I, but should I allow the children out of my basement yet?

Johnny Depp's the one guy ...

....that could have used an Amber alert.

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What's the hardest part about having a child?

The Amber alerts.

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I’m just curious

How Johnny Depp reacts when he gets an Amber alert on his phone…🫣

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My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today.

She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert

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What dating app do Catholic Priests use?

Amber Alerts.

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If you're going to play a 311 song...

... make sure you issue an Amber Alert.

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