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Amber Alert Jokes

Don't you hate it when you get an Amber Alert

and you have to switch cars?

I'm getting really sick of these Amber Alerts...

They either wake you up at three in the morning or broadcast your license plate to the whole world.

I HATE Amber alerts.

I already know what my car looks like.

Amber alert has a new meaning now thanks to Amber Heard

It's what the city sends to men when Amber is seen at a bar.

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Getting an AMBER Alert while on the toilet is like winning the lottery...

Since those things are designed to randomly scare the shit out of you.

I just got an AMBER alert that won't open...

It says: error 404 child not found

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Did you hear the one about the amber alert?

Neither did I, but should I allow the children out of my basement yet?

Johnny Depp's the one guy ...

....that could have used an Amber alert.

What's the hardest part about having a child?

The Amber alerts.

I’m just curious

How Johnny Depp reacts when he gets an Amber alert on his phone…🫣

My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today.

She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert

What dating app do Catholic Priests use?

Amber Alerts.

If you're going to play a 311 song...

... make sure you issue an Amber Alert.

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