Yesterday I met the cable TV guy on the street and he asked me what time it was.
I gladly told him it's between 9 and 5.
The Elder Gods don't pay for cable TV, HBO, or FiOS...
They have Cth-Hulu
Subject: Today's Reality
CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza?
GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.
CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.
CALLER: OK. I would like to order a ...
A businessman walks up to a homeless man.
The businessman says, "Why don't you get a job so that you can live comfortably like me? I have cable TV, internet access, and even a gym membership. I work 8 hours a day, 5 days a week so that I can pay for all my expenses and I'm pretty happy with my life."
The homeless man says, "I can't f...
Life support issues
Last night I was in the living room, talking to my wife about life. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I told her : 'Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the co...
Greetings, I became confused when I
heard the word "Service“ used with these agencies:
Internal Revenue 'Service'
Cable TV ‘Service' Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'