Yesterday I met the cable TV guy on the street and he asked me what time it was.

I gladly told him it's between 9 and 5.

The Elder Gods don't pay for cable TV, HBO, or FiOS...

They have Cth-Hulu

Google knows!

Subject: Today's Reality


CALLER: Is this Gordon's Pizza?


GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.


CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.


GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.


CALLER: OK. I would like to order a ...

A businessman walks up to a homeless man.

The businessman says, "Why don't you get a job so that you can live comfortably like me? I have cable TV, internet access, and even a gym membership. I work 8 hours a day, 5 days a week so that I can pay for all my expenses and I'm pretty happy with my life."

The homeless man says, "I can't f...

Life support issues

Last night I was in the living room, talking to my wife about life. In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I told her : 'Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the co...

Service

Greetings,
I became confused when I

heard the word "Service“ used with these agencies:


Internal Revenue 'Service'

Social 'Service'

Telephone 'Service'

Cable TV ‘Service'
Civil 'Service'

State, City, County & Public 'Service'

Custom...

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