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Amazon Echo Jokes

My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house...

I told her, "Fear of the CIA".

She laughed, I laughed, the Amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Amazon Echo

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I just love this Amazon echo's capability

I set it up today and said “Dingo took my baby " and got a list of Meryl Streep movies

Then I said “Hello gorgeous ” and got a list of Barbara Streisand movies

Just then my neighborhood kids were running and screaming outside the house

I muttered “Fucking kids”

And a bunc...

We should get the Amazon Echo on Reddit

It would feel at home in this echo chamber

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Last week I got one of those Amazon Echos

It comes with Alexa--the digital secretary. She's great. She's like my real secretary -- keeps my to do list, tells me about the weather, orders things for me. I just haven't figured out where I put my dick.

My parents got an Amazon Echo for Christmas and all they do is shout at it and get disappointed by all it can't do.

I've been replaced by Alexa and it's great.

What kind of music does a boulder like?

Rock and roll.

Credit: just heard this one from my Amazon Echo

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