To Do List Jokes - 9 Hilarious To Do List Jokes

The Pink Panther's To Do list

- To do

- To do

- To do, to do, to do, to do, to doooo

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To do list 1. Buy a turtle

2. Name it 'The speed of light'
3. Be able to honestly say I can run faster than the speed of light

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To do list-

(1). Go to pet store. (2). Buy bird seeds. (3). Ask how long it will take for the birds to grow. (4). Wait for reaction.

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to do list

I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can't figure out who's going to do it

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I lost my to do list

I don’t know what to do about it

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Donald Trump To Do list: 2. Drain Swamp

1. Build Swamp

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The Pink Panther's To Do List

To do...To do...To do, to do, to do...To do, to doooo...

Saw this on The Doghouse Diaries today and it made me laugh...

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Last week I got one of those Amazon Echos

It comes with Alexa--the digital secretary. She's great. She's like my real secretary -- keeps my to do list, tells me about the weather, orders things for me. I just haven't figured out where I put my dick.

Joe goes to prom

Joe has had a crush on Ashley since fourth grade but never said anything. Prom is coming up and she recently broke up with her boyfriend that she'd been dating since freshman year. Joe decided that if he was going to make a move it was now or never. He worked up the courage to go up to Ashley and as...

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