I’ve decided I’m dressing in a costume for Christmas. I’m going to wear a fleece jacket, show off pictures of kids and carry a GPS navigation unit. I’m going as......

FLEECE NAVI-DAD

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The third grade teacher was teaching English and repeated for her class...

"Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow/And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go." She explained that this was an example of poetry, but could be changed to prose by changing the last line from "the lamb was sure to go" to "the lamb went with her."

A few days lat...

Where do Welsh sheep farmers take their fleece to send overseas?

OooOooo woolwarves of London

I just bought an Adidas Christmas sweater from Mexico.

Fleece Adidas.

Did you hear about the sheep that climbed over the mountain instead of around it?

He took the path of fleece persistence.

A reporter interviews a sheep farmer.

They are standing next to a large meadow where lots of black and white sheep are being pastured.

"So how much grass do the sheep eat every day?" asks the reporter.

"Do you mean black or white sheep?" asks he farmer.

"Okay, let's say black."

"Oh, they eat about ten pounds ...

I went into a brothel in Wales.

They charged me twenty quid entry fee and said I could choose one of the girls to spend some time with. But it turned out they had no women at all!

I got fleeced.

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Inner Peace

Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus while staying at home we should focus on inner peace.  We all could use more calm in our lives and to achieve this we should always finish things we start. We looked through our house to find things we’d started and hadn’t finished, so finished of...

What is a blanket's favorite Christmas song?

Fleece Navidad

What did the sheep say to the pig on Christmas Day?

Fleece Navidad

What do you call a group of motivational speakers?

A fleece.

What do get when you cross a sheep with a cop?

A fleece officer

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What are teddy bear poops called?

Fleeces

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