I’ve decided I’m dressing in a costume for Christmas. I’m going to wear a fleece jacket, show off pictures of kids and carry a GPS navigation unit. I’m going as......


Where do Welsh sheep farmers take their fleece to send overseas?

OooOooo woolwarves of London

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English Class

The third-grade teacher was teaching English and repeated for her class:

"Mary had a little lamb,

Whose fleece was white as snow.

And everywhere that Mary went,

The lamb was sure to go."

The teacher explained this was an example of poetry, but could be changed to p...

What is a blanket's favorite Christmas song?

Fleece Navidad

What did the sheep say to the pig on Christmas Day?

Fleece Navidad

What do you call a group of motivational speakers?

A fleece.

How does a sheep say Christmas?

Fleece Navidad

(one of my son's best, so he says)

The sheep does not fight.

It fleece.

What do get when you cross a sheep with a cop?

A fleece officer

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What are teddy bear poops called?


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