Al Gore Jokes

An algorithm

His Al Gore rhythm

He uses an Al-Gore-ithm

Why do all of the silicon valley companies always talk about Al Gore's rhythm?

An Al Gore Rhythm algorithm.

He didn’t have the Al Gore Rhythm

He says its just his Al Gore rhythm

The Algorithm

He really needs to come to terms with losing Florida.

Bartender says, “I’ll bet she’s a big Tipper.”

The Algorithms.

I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :(

The Al Gore Rhythms

Because it’s based on Al-Gore-rhythms

Because the last time he took political orders from a Bush, his country went mucking around in the Middle East for forty years.

The whole thing runs on algorithms

It was An Inconvenient Tooth.

Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.

He could call his group “The Al Gore Rhythms”

After giving them some time, the waitress comes and asks if they are ready to order.

Bill goes, "Yes, I'd like to have a quickie please."

"A quickie?!" the waitress replies with disgust. "I'll come back later when you are ready to make an order from the menu."

Al Gore leans over... read more

Al Gore Rhythm

I used an algorithm.

Now we have to deal with Bushisms... otherwise we would have had to deal with Algorithms!

He immediately goes to Hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil." You're on my list, but I have no room for you.

You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as yo... read more

You can't put passion into an Al Gore Rhythm (algorithm).

Anyone? Anyone?

An Al-Gore-ithm.

I'll see myself out.

He's writing an Algorithm!

I asked him how it works, but it apparently runs off of a very secret Al Gore rhythm.

It's the only reason their books are flying off the shelves in Florida.

It's called "Al Gore Rythms"

AlGoreRythyms

I'm trying to solve a Rubik's cube and a friend told me that using Al Gore Rhythms could help.

Al Gore responded: Al Gore take the stairs.

He presents the head of the production company with the lyrics for his songs, including the lyrics for one song about animals in forest habitats, which has over 500 lines.

The head of the production company says, "wait, this song is way too long! This isn't a very efficient way of conveying y... read more

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk, he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asked, What is your name?

Bob

And what is your question, Bob?

I have 3 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq with... read more

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

JOE BIDEN:... read more

It's running a new Al Gore rhythm.

Courtesy of my dad at lunch today.

They found over 20,000 votes behind a radiator in Florida.
Al Gore declared President

with Al Gore as the drummer. Old Al could never get the hang of keeping time, though: he would play 3/4 beats on 4/4 songs and 2/4 beats on 3/4 songs. It was always a mess, but the band tried to work through things and kept playing shows in spite of Al's problems. Obviously, they weren't very suc... read more

It's called Al Gore Rhythms

However, Al Gore got credit for it.

It's called "The Inconvenient Truths."

They play music with that old Al Gore Rhythm.

I think something was wrong with its Al Gore rhythm.

Must just be the Al Gore-ithim

Associated Press is now declaring the State of Florida for Al Gore

An Al Gore Rythym

They call it the Al Gore Rhythm

It’s an Al Gore ithm.

All to do with the Al Gore rhythms, apparently.

Turns out the winner was actually Al Gore.

Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.

I call it Al Gore-ithim

Among other topics, conversation turns to Amazon and Google's targeted marketing and the methods they employ. To lighten the mood, Bill Clinton suggests that he and his former vice-president have an impromptu jam session for everyone on saxophone and bongos respectively, something they secretly did ... read more

When was the last time Barack Obama, Paul Ryan, Jon Stewart, Glenn Beck, Bernie Sanders, George Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Mitt Romney, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Al Gore, John McCain, and Hillary Clinton all agreed on anything?

Turns out it’s just the Al gore rhythm

He had a great Al Gore rhythm.

Al Gore first.

So I created an Al Gore-ithm.

It was a USENET post that read:

First!!!
--Al Gore

An Al Gore-ithm

Bill looks at the menu briefly, and then looks up and down at the attendant before giving her a wink. He leans over and says "Well, I sure could go for a quickie right about now."

The Attendant is flattered on some level but quickly starts flushing red at the terror of being about to learn j... read more

Al Gore Rhythms

Democrats and Republicans took turns showing off their best drum licks, while answering math problems in between.

Turns out the Republicans lost. They couldn't handle Al Gore rhythms.

George Bush and Al Gore walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "what's up?"
Bush says "Well, tomorrow, I'm going to have the troops storm into iraq and kill 2000 Iraqis and one bicycle repairman.
The bartender replies "Oh my god, what did the bicycle repairman done to deserve this?"
Bush ... read more

One winter morning, Bill Clinton woke up and looked out the window of his bedroom in the White House. He was shocked to see the words "Bill Sucks" peed in the snow. He called the Secret Service to investigate the matter.

After a few days, the head of the Secret Service reported back to Bill, ... read more