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La La Land wins Oscar in Best Picture

But Moonlight won the popular vote

Donald Trump says the only reason he lost the popular vote is because 3 million undocumented immigrants voted in the election

He knows this because thats how many of his employees asked him for the day off.

People say Bernie Sanders isn’t a Democrat...

But what’s more like a Democrat than winning the popular vote and losing an election?

/r/Jokes is like America.

Nothing Pro-Trump will get a popular vote.

The year is 2024

The year is 2024 and it’s time to decide a new President of the United States. There are three candidates for the American people to choose from: Joe Biden, looking to hold onto the Presidency, Donald Trump, looking to regain it, and Obama in a sombrero and fake moustache calling himself “Juanbama”....

what is in common between h.clinton and ronda rousey?

they both won the popular vote

A hipster politician was found dead today of an apparent suicide.

He won the popular vote and just couldn't handle it.

Donald Trump has an open position in his cabinet ...

Donald Trump has an open position in his cabinet. There are 3 candidates. A lobbyist, a campaign contributor, and a Mexican. He interviews them one after another.

The lobbyist he asks: What is 1 + 3?

The lobbyist: Puh, that's a hard question, but my cooperation allows me to pay you 50...

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