Airplane Crash Jokes - 11 Hilarious Airplane Crash Jokes

Airplane crashed into a cemetery.

Rescuers have already pulled 10,000 dead bodies from the wreckage and are still pulling out more...

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An airplane crashed into a jungle

An airplane crashed into a jungle and only two friends sorvived, as they ware walking in the forest, they find the camp of the jungle tribe, their leader sees them and shouts loudly: "FUCK THEM! " and the whole tribe started runing towards them, and they started runing away from them, after a while ...

I used to tell a lot of jokes about airplane crashes...

...but they never landed well.

An airplane crashes onto an old cemetery

The police reports over 3.500 dead people

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What is it called when an airplane crashes in a Nazi concentration camp?

Nein Eleven

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

What is the difference between accident and disaster?

If a person drowns, it's an accident, but not a disaster.
If the whole top government of russia dies in an airplane crash, it's a disaster but not necessarily an accident...

Dad Joke

An airplane crashed into our house last night.

It was my Dad's fault though,

he left the landing light on!

Worst air disaster in Irish aviation history has been reported.

Single seater airplane crashed, so far 985 bodies recovered, emergency services continue to dig to find casualties.

Spokesman has said unsure why pilot crash landed in a cemetery.

Putin and Medvedeev talking

- We need to change these time zones, they are giving me a big headache, says Putin
-Why? asks Medvedeev
-I'm calling Beijing to give my congrats for their national holiday and they tell me it's tomorrow. I call Warsaw to express my condolences for the airplane crash in Smolensk and they tell ...

3 Survivors

3 survivors of an airplane crash were walking on the desert. They were a banker, a drunkard and a miser.

All in a sudden they found a magical oil lamp, they rubbed the lamp, unexpectedly unleashing a genie, who revealed he would grant each of them three wishes.

The genie asked the bank...

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