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A man was going through the daily newspaper and suddenly decided that he wanted a dog...

He was going through the pets for sale section of the newspaper when he came across a cute brown puppy that he decided he was going to buy.
So he called the advertiser and asked regarding the dog :-

Man -"so I wanted to know if the brown puppy put up for sale is still available?"

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A college advertising lecture is taking place. The speaker is presenting his anti-drug PSA.

He says:

- I am the author of a simple, yet effective campaign against drug use.

He shows the poster he designed. It shows two circles, one big and the other small. The big one is titled "This Is Your Brain", the small one is titled "This Is Your Brain on Drugs". The speaker says:
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Why do gametes make great advertisers?

Because sex cells

There's a special place in hell for false advertisers.

I heard women's pants are half-off at the clothes store. But when I got there, all the women were fully clothed.

Two lying, click-bait advertisers walk into a bar.

You'll never believe what happens next!

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