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What do junkies and adulterers in the Middle East have in common?

They both get stoned.

What is an adulterers favorite snack?

Cheetos.

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A man and his husband walk into a local church...

A man and his husband walk into a local church, holding hands and being affectionate during the entire ceremony, to the ire of one of the elderly choir women.

Once it has finished, she approaches the two men and quotes from the bible:

>"Do you not know that wrongdoers will not inher...

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