UPJOKE
winnersuccessenneagramartistedebatersportswomanvaledictorianaccoladesportsmanpsychesucceederindividualmortalpersonsomebody

Achiever Jokes

The first sperm

The first sperm that reaches the egg is an ova achiever.

My Kids are such over achievers

They even get the extra chromosome

Two over achievers walk into a bar..

Clearly it wasn't set high enough.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Prostitutes are really over achievers...

I mean all they do is succeed.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A graduate has an interview at a fancy restaurant

A young achiever recently graduated from university and is in the process of interviewing for her first "real" job. She made it past the preliminaries with one of her preferred employers and was invited to have dinner at a fancy restaurant with her potential boss. Naturally, she arrives early to mak...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.